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Monday, May 12, 2008, 9:33 PM
HISTORY+COLD JOKES not cold war nvm not funni..
Aiyaya its like the first post for a blog in my life lol..anywaes jhao aka jekshen aka sotong shushu here.To all history students hor your files that u bought or have now :BLUE AND GREEN BLUE is for INTERNATIONAL HISTORY GREEN is for S.E.A. HISTORY i song you all some cold jokes as well then: Highlight to see the answers. Some really not funny but then yea entertainment lol y is superman de shirt so tight?? => cos he's wearin S size y is batman shirt so tight too?? =>cos he asked superman to buy one for him.. y is spiderman's shirt so tight too ? =>cos buy 2 get one free n superman gave one extra one to spiderman.... You are trapped in a room with nothing but a table .. NOT even a window !! And the nearest help you can get is a town 50km away .. how are you gonna get out?? Rub your hands till they are saw(sore) .. saw the table into half .. 2 halves will make a whole(hole), climb out of the hole and shout til your voice is horse(hoarse), ride the horse to the town .. EASY If this : --------------------> Is superman, What is this? <------------------- Ans:Superman returns! One day, Batman and Superman had a race. In the end, Superman won. How come? Ans:Cause when batman begins,Superman returns. Q1) What BATMAN say when he fell down? A1) Painful Sia...(Bian fu sia) Q2) Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what? A2) Alcohol because "Jiu Yang Da Ming" Q3) Osama, Bush , Blair and Saddam play mahjong ... Who will win first ?? A3) Saddam Hussein because "Saddam Hu Xian" Q4) Ah bao was murdered! however the police quickly found the killer.. who is it? A4) Ah Dou because Dou Sha Bao Q5)There's a party in the forest but... who didn't get to eat the cake!?! A5) GRASS because "Cao Mei Dan Gao" Q6) Ah mei's dad has 7 wives, the 5th and 7th are africans. Guess a chinese idiom A6) Wu Qi Ma hei Q7) How did a matchstick die? A7) Burnt itself to death. Wonder why? Becos its head is itchy yea see u all next time clap clap! go do hw liao.. |
