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Wednesday, June 4, 2008, 8:30 PM
Historyyyyyy
ahhhh Jhao here agains! for your history take-home tests.. Its already marked and in mr sequeira pigeon hole hehe.. however those who got h2 maths on fridae no worries i pass to u all on that day. If you all nver go for the maths hor.. then pls take it from his pigeon hole urself ah thxs! Same applies to h1 maths de namely : xianxian and sams and of coz the zixi empress(paiseh haha just edited).. kaijia and yan ge(edited#2) u 2 i gave back todae liao hor so yep thats all.. Time for some random jokes lol..answers hidden in white as always Which football club causes the most environmental damage??? ANS: CHELSEA!!!! CFC!!!!(Chelsea Football Club) hehe How do Humans laugh? Ans: Ha Ha Ha How do Fish laugh? Ans: Hurhurhur (fish in Hokkien) How to Prawns laugh? Ans: Hehhehheh (prawn in Hokkien) Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1. This was what he came up with... 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me,so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. Which country dont need electricity????? Ans: Mien Dian what do you call a prawn with no legs ? Ans:LAME SIA The below 1 is erm... found from web 1 so dun scold mi if u r a fan of li bai:/ Li Bai's Poem The Chinese version Chuang qian ming yue guang yi shi di shang shuang ju tou wang ming yue di tou shi gu xiang (edited lol.) The full-blown version (in refined English) The moon light is pouring down on my bedside like white frost spreading on the ground I look up the bright round moon in the sky and lower my head thinking of my dear hometown --Li Bai And here's the Singlish version #1 Bedfront Moon Bright Bright Think is Floor White White Lift Head see Moon Moon Bow Head Miss Home Home.... Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends? Ans: Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is not allowed to go in. Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition. During the Q&A segment, the host asks, "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'." The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!". Others exclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!" Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak Gatorade la!" Host : "Quiet please." Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, "Aiseh , I don't need all of your help la.. I got more original answer lor. My answer is "Gu ni!" (milk in Hokkien) After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "Wahlau eh..It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," Ah Beng said. "FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked. Ah Beng replied, "No lor wher got long.. look at the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years". thats all hehe..well not very funni la hor lol. |
